No matter if you’re gearing up for Halloween or simply looking for something special to wear on your next blind date – this list of weed-related costumes is sure to have something that suits your fancy.
In addition to links to purchase these costumes, I’ve also given some extra special DIY tips for all you crafty individuals. Let me know what you think in the comment section below the article.
1. Pothead Costume
He’s got a pot on his head. He’s a pothead! Get it? While this costume may look a bit absurd you haven’t seen anything yet. This list only gets weirder from here. But seriously, I do like low-effort Halloween costumes and wearing a funny hat seems pretty passive.
Grab a pot from your garden and duct tape that bad boy right on top of your noggin. It may be more comfortable if you remove the plant first but whatever.
2. Stoner Costume
Not all pot smokers are super stereotypical, but we all know that guy who acts like he’s straight out of a 70s pot comedy. He probably wears clothes really similar to what you see here. Again, low-effort is key here.
Raid the back of your cool uncle’s closet. He’s probably got stuff like this stashed somewhere.
3. Bong Costume
Want to really make your parents proud? Get this costume, and wear it not only for Halloween but also to religious and family gatherings. Let the entire world know you’re the bong king – lol.
Just walk around with a real bong. There – a simple DIY bong king costume that still rocks a bar mitzvah every bit as well as the paid version.
4. Joint / Spliff Costume
You have to admire the genius of where the mouthpiece is placed. I would be lying if I told you I wasn’t going to go around the party asking people if they want to bend down and take a hit.
Wrap yourself in toilet paper and dye your hair green with kool-aid. If anything goes wrong you can tell everyone you’re a punk rock mummy.
5. Blunt Costume
When is the last time you suited yourself up in a proper onesie? Too long? I thought so. This is your chance to onesie up for a night of passion and debauchery as the official blunt master.
Roll around in the mud then dye your hair green with kool-aid. If anything goes wrong you can tell everyone you’re just a crazy person.
6. Super Hero – Weed Man Costume
He’s not the hero we deserve, but he is the hero who showed up to the party an hour and a half late – he’s Weed Man!
Green towel – need I say more?
7. Pot Plant Costume
Was the pothead costume from earlier too subtle for you? No need to worry – this outlandish costume has you covered. This is what I would imagine the cast would look like if high school plays were completely unsupervised.
Take your little brother’s pot plant out for a stroll. Start a timer first though – I’m interested in knowing exactly how long it takes before you’re mugged or arrested.
8. Bag of Weed Costume
Everything is better with a bag of weed! Everyone is stoked when they see a bag of weed arrive – don’t you want people to be stoked when you arrive? It’s settled then – you’re getting rid of your entire wardrobe in exchange for this costume.
Fill a clear garbage bag full of lawn clippings, and throw it over your shoulder. You’re either the worst bag of weed or the worst Santa ever. Either way, I’m sure you’ll be a big hit at your next office party.
9. Sexy Weed Costume
While this sexy little number may be designed for curvy ladies, don’t you gentlemen think for a second that you can’t pull off this look. It’s all about attitude and you’re ready for the runway kiddo.
I say you do an Adam and Eve type thing. Just glue a few pot leaves in strategic areas and call it a day.
10. Cheech and Chong Costumes
Cheech and Chong are the most iconic stoner duo of all time. This makes for a great buddy costume and an even funnier couples costume.
Just live life as a dirty hippie for a few decades and you should probably come out looking pretty similar to this.
Thanks for reading! If you have any good weed-related costume ideas let everyone know in the comment section below.
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