10 Unforgettable Quotes in Stoner Movies

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Admit it. From time to time, it’s fun to chill out and watch good ol’ stoner movies while you eat bunch of munchie food. A ton of movies have been made with marijuana being a major focal point. Here are some quotes that have become classics in the world of stoner movies.

1.Dazed and Confused

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“Say man, you got a joint?” – David Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey)

“Uhhh, no. Not on my me man.” – Mitch Kramer (Wiley Wiggins)

“It’d be a lot cooler if you did.” – David Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey)

2.Half Baked

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“I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden.” – Sir Smoke-a-lot (Dave Chappelle)

3. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.” – Raoul Duke (Johnny Depp)

4. Friday

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“I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this; but I’m gonna get you high today, ’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.” – Smokey (Chris Tucker)

5. Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

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“Dude, am I really high, or is this actually working?” – Harold (John Cho)

“Both” – Kumar (Kal Penn)

6. Cheech and Chong – Up in Smoke

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“Is that a joint man? That there looks like a quarter-pounder.” – Pedro De Pacas (Cheech Marin)

7. Pineapple Express

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“I’m trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I’m stone or because I have no blood left in my body.” – Red (Danny McBride)

8. Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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“What are you people? On dope?!” – Mr. Hand (Ray Walston)

9. Super Troopers

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“You must have eaten like 100 bucks worth of pot, and like 30 bucks worth of shrooms man. So I’m gonna need that 130 bucks, you know, whenever you get a chance.” – College Boy 2 (Joey Kern)

10. Grandma’s Boy

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“I’ll smoke it with ya bro, we’ll go to the loony bin together. I don’t give a fuck.” – Dante (Peter Dante)

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